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Harry Potter: Chat Up Lines

In the world of Harry Potter, it’s relatively easy to conjure up a love potion to charm your love interests. Unfortunately, in the muggle world, we can’t recreate such magic in order to bewitch our crushes. So, as it is Valentines Day, we ventured to the dark side of the internet in search for some of the cheesiest, raunchiest and outrageously funny Harry Potter chat up lines that will woo any Potterhead.

1. “My name may not be Luna but I know how to Lovegood.” 

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2. “I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class but you’re still charming.” 

3. “Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop dead gorgeous.” 

4. “Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle cause I’d swear that ass is magical.” 

harry potter chat up

5. “Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” 

6. “Are you a dementor because you take my breath away.” 

harry potter chat up

7. “I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I’m about to get lucky.” 

8. “You don’t have to say ‘Luminos Maxima’ to turn me on!” 

9. “Do you mind if I Slytherin?” 

harry potter chat up

10. “I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.” 

11. “I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby…I’m a keeper.” 

12. “Did you just cast ‘Wingardium Leviosa’? Because you’re sweeping me off my feet.” 

harry potter chat up

13. “I don’t need the mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I desire.” 

14. “Want to go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.” 

15. “Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.” 

16. “You’re MY chosen one.” 

harry potter chat up

17. “You know, when I said, ‘Accio hottie’, I didn’t expect it to work.” 

18. “Are you a snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.” 

19. “You know what they say about Parselmouths, they’re good with their tongues…” 

20. “You must be a horcrux because you complete me.” 

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