Cartoon Logic is a weekly column written by a human person called FJTJ. He writes about everything. No one section could truly hope to contain the majestic scope of his output: the Culture category will try.
In this column, expect bias, weak arguments, distracting whimsy, bizarre similes, deliberately misleading use of facts and figures, and faulty logic.
The author is not a hippo, though once saw one at a zoo.